Mobility scooters for everyone

Quite recently i was down town and outside Mcdonalds i seen two people on mobility scooters parked up looking on in a fit of pity while inside chavs fed their fast food addicition. On first look I thought both might need the scooters but then it clicked in my mind. They don't need the mobility scooters at all they are in fact morbidly obese lazy adults. In about ten years time i can imagine the streets of Belfast being packed with fat people on mobility scooters pushing double whooper burgers into their cake holes while guzzling on rivers of flat stale coke, beeping the horns on the scooters shouting "get out of the way." What a sight i can almost taste the fat clogging up various heart ventricles right now. The reality is in western Europe and more closer to home people have been living off the fat of the land for so long now that big heavies are taking over. Forget ailens and little green men, attack of the fatties is already here. This morning i had an apple, a cup of tea and two slices of toast with peanut butter, not unhealthy at all. Later i will go to the creative writing group and read out some of my recent work with others. Next week is graudation week and i'm working for the University in which capacity is unknown as yet.