Post hayfever arrival

Today or rather this morning i slept heavy in my comfortable bed, i didn't hear fellow housemates leave for: work, uni, whatever. Usually i hear one guy (who will remain nameless) slap his big flat feet (that is a supposition) on the stairs like a newborn baby elephant getting used to walking down each step, walk is the wrong term this guy rushes. If he got up earlier he wouldn't be rushing but as i am finding common sense and intelligence isn't compatible. Soon lunch is coming up, i am in two minds will i have the old scrambled eggs on toast (one of my favs, the eggs have to be golden and fluffy) or will i go for an omelette ? Not sure but tea is a definite article and toast with Kerry Gold butter, which is in the foil and not in a tub as the former has more of a flavour spread on wholemeal toast.Cornflakes this morning with plenty of cold milk. On the radio so called Christians ring in on radio ulster's Talk Back programme with David Dunseith, one old woman feels it important to identify herself as 'East Belfast Protestant Lady' So she becomes abbreviated to EBPL will she set up her own quango ?